Humorous

Anybody can toss their hat in the air. But few have dared to make it actually fly.

Getting canceled on the internet and nearly losing my career gave me an excellent knowledge of all the types of wine.

People often ask me how I got into acting. The truth is I didn't get into acting. I got into everything.

You have to have insane confidence in yourself, even if it's not real. You need to be your own cheerleader now, because there isn't a room full of people waiting with pom-poms to tell you you did it.

You can call me Arnold. You can call me Schwarzenegger. You can call me the Austrian Oak. You can call me Schwarzy. You can call me Arnie. But don't ever, ever call me the self-made man.

It's hard to fail 10 times in a row.

Nobody knows what they're doing. Nobody does. Everyone's winging it out there. Some people are just better at pretending to be confident.

Trust your gut, keep throwing darts at the dartboard. Don't listen to the critics and you will figure it out.

The real danger is all that smoke that's been blown up your graduation gowns about how freaking smart you are. Well, you are that smart, but don't believe the hype.

You are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives. The stories you are about to live are the ones you will be telling your children and grandchildren and therapists.

The life lessons that I learned at Cushing Academy, I carry with me every single day like you'd carry a cell phone, and I use them every single day like you use Instagram.

Enjoy today, because it only happens once. And this has been one hell of a ride.