The positions I am about to describe are not only exalted and high paying; they also require little or no work, experience, training or knowledge. Thus they are exceptionally well suited to graduating seniors.
speech graduation humorous
Roger Rosenblatt
Brigham Young University Commencement 1998, 1998
Why write your own material when others have done it for you? Don't worry about being caught. If you have to apologize, just say, 'An error was made.' Nobody cares.
speech graduation authenticity
Roger Rosenblatt
Brigham Young University Commencement 1998, 1998
There's a great country out there. Take it.
speech graduation ambition
Roger Rosenblatt
Brigham Young University Commencement 1998, 1998