Witty

If you want to cross the river of life, you're gonna get wet. And that's not a bug — that's a feature.

Never be ashamed of trying. Effortlessness is a myth. The people who wanted it the least were the ones I wanted to date and be friends with in high school. The people who want it the most are the people I now hire to work for my company.

My experience has been that my mistakes led to the best things in my life. And being embarrassed when you mess up, it's part of the human experience. Getting back up, dusting yourself off and seeing who still wants to hang out with you afterward and laugh about it, that's a gift.

The scary news is, you're on your own now. But the cool news is, you're on your own now.

By reading, you can have lunch with Ben Franklin, or every great personality in the history of the world. You can in fact have a very long lunch with them.

Nobody wants to be stuck behind a locked door, but nobody wants to live in a hallway either.

In this age of Infinite Browsing Mode, we should pick a damn movie and watch it all the way through — before we fall asleep.

When you hear someone longing for the 'good old days,' take it with a grain of salt. The 'good old days' weren't that great.

An answer can only be as good as the question asked.

Always ask the turtle.

It is okay to encourage others to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. But if you do, just remember that some people have no boots.

It's okay to map out your future — but do it in pencil.