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It will be a little messy, but embrace the mess. It will be complicated, but rejoice in the complications. And don't be frightened: you can always change your mind. I know: I've had four careers and three husbands.
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Nora Ephron

Wellesley College Commencement 1996, 1996

Ambition and satisfaction are at war. If you're ambitious, you aren't satisfied, and if you're satisfied, you aren't ambitious.
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Andy Rooney

Colgate University Commencement 1996, 1996

What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary. I am merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
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Billy Joel

Berklee College of Music Commencement 1993, 1993

Saying things are terrible does not automatically establish the reliability of your account. The habitual naysayer is no more to be trusted than the habitual cheerleader.
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Meg Greenfield

Williams College Commencement 1987, 1987

A good education in skepticism can help us to discover those bad guesses, and to destroy them with mockery and contempt.
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Kurt Vonnegut

Hobart and William Smith Colleges Commencement 1974, 1974

I have seen the past, and it works.
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Kurt Vonnegut

Hobart and William Smith Colleges Commencement 1974, 1974

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger but it won't taste good.
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Joe Paterno

Penn State University Commencement 1973, 1973

A girl might marry a missionary or a traveler and go to strange lands, in which case a knowledge of maps and the names of cities, rivers, and the countries would be useful. Presumably, geography was included in the studies at Troy.
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Carrie Chapman Catt

Sweet Briar College Commencement 1936, 1936